
Grandpa wasn’t ready.
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SMALL GRUMP. BIG REACTIONS.
One tissue. Absolutely no chance of keeping a straight face.

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Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles.
Bring him homeThree steps. Zero chance of a straight face.

Any standard flat pack fits through the opening underneath.

The first tissue pokes out of his rear. Pull it and the next one pops up.

Every guest reaches for one. Nobody keeps a straight face.
Pull one out, the next pops up.
Cuddly enough to keep out all year.
Slip a fresh tissue pack inside.
Lies flat anywhere you sniffle.
Funny for five seconds is easy. Funny every single day is a Grump.
| Cheeky Grump | Tissue box | Gag gift | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Makes everyone laugh | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Actually gets used every day | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Super-soft plush | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
| Holds a full tissue pack | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Looks great on a shelf, desk or dash | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
A playful addition to your home and a cheeky gift for someone who loves a laugh.
A standard flat tissue pack slips inside through the opening underneath. Pull the first tissue through his rear and you’re set.
About 11.8 × 5.5 inches (30 × 14 cm).
Fully soft plush, so he’s safe to toss on the couch and fun to squeeze between sneezes.
It’s the gag gift people actually keep using. Perfect for Secret Santa, white elephant swaps and stocking stuffers.
Delivery options and shipping charges depend on your destination and are shown at checkout. Contact us before ordering if you need delivery by a specific date.
If your Grump arrives damaged or defective, contact us with a photo and your order number. Contact our support team.
No. This tissue holder does not make fart sounds when you pull out a tissue. Sound effects in videos are for entertainment and are not a product feature.
Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap, then let him air dry.

Secret Santa, white elephant or stocking stuffer — the grumpiest gift under the tree.
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